Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays everyone!  I am hoping to start blogging again soon, once we finish unpacking. Until then, enjoy this holiday poem.  Mrs. Roudolph is pissed.  Enjoy! Dear Husband, It is time that I must have my say, I’ve taken your shit day after day. I’ve kept the home peaceful year after year Now there is […]

Christmas Came Early This Year

                Yesterday was a glorious day.  Apparently, my two boys stayed up late the night before and conspired for the both of them to go bat shit crazy at school “just for fun” on the same fucking day. Here is the summary of yesterday. 10:00- My cell phone rings and […]

Christmas List 2011

                      Due to HSF and I buying a house, the cost of the move, etc. we sat our kids down and explained to them that Christmas is NOT going to be very big this year.  We suggested that they each pick four things that they […]

My Boss “Gets” Me!

                  Look at what my boss gave me for Thanksgiving Day!  Does he know me, or what?  HSF and I plan on opening  my amazing gift in our new house, which we close on December 15th!  It has six bedrooms, so if you are every in my area, […]

Classless Hooker (or my Pretty Woman review)

                So, dear readers.  I lost a bet.  Yep.  I was so sure that I was right about a trivia fact, that I bet my good friend that if I was wrong that I would watch Pretty Woman again and blog about it.  I bet my friend that […]

Moving

      So, from my post yesterday, you have learned that we are moving.  Soon.  I am very excited, but it has been a freaking long journey.  Looking at 800 houses, firing our first realtor, going back and forth with the seller on the current house- well, you can imagine what a chipper mood […]

House Hunting and Moving Sucks The Big One

                Yep.  The title says it all. PH

Proud Parent of Mediocrity

                  This is a picture of my oldest son.  Do you see that thing on his head? That is a Mau5head.  He wears it to Deadmau5 concerts.  So, do you see how detailed it is?  He designed it, bought all the parts with his allowance,  and put […]

New Blog To Check Out

We have a new blog to check out!  Perileagle just finished school and decided to blog!  The link is on my blog roll and below….. http://perileagle.wordpress.com/ Don’t forget to tell Perileagle that PH sent ya! Happy Friday everyone! PH

Things That Annoy Me

                    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is, so where the hell is yours? Do I point at my mouth when I ask where Taco Bell is? 2. People who are willing to get off their […]

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