Fun With Boss

I just got back from a day of 341 hearings (which are always super fun), and one of my Paralegals is at her desk crying. My Spidey sense is tingling and tells me that Boss did something stupid. I grab another Paralegal, take her in the conference room and ask her if she know why […]

Fun With Boss

I just got back to my desk after lunch/filing declarations with the Bankruptcy court and found a note from Boss.  It says: “Paralegal, I was looking for Mr. X’s file and spilled coffee on your desk and chair.  When you get back I need you to do…” (and then gives me a list of 6 things, […]

Fun With Boss

Boss: “Paralegal, come here!” Me: God, what the hell is is now… “Yes, Boss?” Boss: “Orange’s 341 is rescheduled and the Certificate of Notice was due two days ago!” Me:  Staring blankly, waiting if there is more.   Nope that was it.  “Sir, remember what you promised to do when you had these kinds of […]

Fun With Boss

Boss: “Paralegal,  Law Clerk is hovering over me again.  Give him something to do.” Me: “Well, he could do my job and I can take the day off..” Boss: “Nope.  I need you here.  Nice try. ” Me: “I don’t really have any work for him Boss, I am about 4 days ahead right now.  I […]

Fun With Boss

Boss:” Paralegal, I need all the Reaff’s to go out today.” Me: “They all went out on Friday.” Boss: “Really?  Ok- then the Agreed Order for the Red’s case needs to go out by 2:00 today.” Me: “That went out Friday too.”  “Would you like me to tell you what I am going to send […]

Fun With Boss

Boss:” Paralegal, I need you to call the Blue’s and tell them to take their damn Financial Management class or I am going to fucking kick their ass.” Me: “I already called them yesterday sir.  I just left the ass kicking part out.” “I also canceled your 2:00 and gave it to other attorney to […]

Fun With Boss

Boss: “Paralegal, what do I have today?”  Like the calendar isn’t on his computer, but whatever… Me: “Well,  your schedule is clear.  I, however have four Agreed Orders to get out and about 10 Reaffirmations to send.  You wanna help?” Boss: “Hell no.  I’m going to shut my door and play Mafia Wars.  If anyone calls, […]

Fun With Boss

Boss: “Paralegal, have you looked at my schedule today?” Me: “Yes, I am the one who sets it.  What do you want me to change?” Boss: “Everything.  I don’t want to talk to anyone today.” Me: “Well, I don’t either, but we have three new clients coming in which means money for the firm and […]

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