Well, for the first time today, we were informed of what our minimum monthly billing requirements are (this wasn't made clear at start of employment? No, no it wasn't).
Ordinarily, this wouldn't be an issue - it actually is in some respect helpful because now I don't have to worry about boss getting arbitrarily angry with me for low billing.
The problem? The number named is one I haven't come within twenty hours of in my time working there.
After our ad hoc meeting was over, I had a quick chat with the most experienced paralegal.
"How close do you get to that?" I ask
*shrug* "I think I last got that sometime last summer"
Awesome.
(Not to mention we still have to do all the marketing/admin/secretarial on top of it)