Anyone good with Taxes?

[SpaceMonkey]

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I know this has absolutely nothing to do with paralegalism, but I am in kind of a quandary.

I started at the very beginning of 2010 - Was first paid as a consultant (1099'ed) and then halfway through the year switched over to full-time para (W-4). To make matters worse, while I was on the 1099, I lived in a different state than I do now.

WTH am I supposed to do with all of this I think I am going to get screwed no matter what I do, but just thought I'd bring up this topic/question in case any of ya'll were tax sorcerers.   

[HSF]

Use a tax guy and deduct the cost of using him next year

[Grumpy Humbug]

Hire 50 monkeys with typewriters and 1040 forms.  Wait 2 days.  Pick the one with the most numbers on it and mail that in.  Plead insanity during the inevitable Audit. 

[ParalegalHell]

HSF does mine and always does a fantastic job. 

[SpaceMonkey]

I'm thinking I'll just skip taxes this year. Never liked them anyways.

[HSF]

You Westley Snipes you

[Corporate Paralegal]

Secede from the union in protest over taxes.  Form your own government.  Then, ask the US for aid money.