Here is my morning dialogue for your enjoyment:
Me: (7:40AM) Your documents for your depo are in my office. Please review them and let me know if you want me to add or subtract anything.
Me: (8:00AM) Your 8AM appointment canceled and the 8:30 will be ready soon. Don't forget to review the depo docs in my office. You need to leave by 9:30.
Attorney (9:40AM) Where's my pile?
Me: Here you go.
Attorney: Only one copy?
Me: Yes. Co-counsel has his exhibits. These are for you only so you have them to review.
Attorney: Well, I would need two copies if I was taking the depo.
Me: Co-counsel is taking the deposition and has his own exhibits. So, I only made one copy for you.
Attorney: Make me another copy and drive it down to the depo place when it is done.
10:00AM- copies made on my way
Attorney: (10:03AM Via text) Forget the copies. Co-counsel is here. I need this *** document.
Me: Do you want me to bring it to you? Fax it? Email it?
Me: (10:19AM Via text) Do you want me to just come?
Me: (10:37AM Via text) I'm going to just come. Do you need anything else?
Drop docs at 11:00AM
Attorney: (11:01AM Via text) Why did you interrupt my depo? What were you thinking? Don't EVER do that again.
Me: Don't worry. I won't.