What the What??

Posted on | October 4, 2011 | Comments Off on What the What??

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So, my attorney and I meet with a woman this morning who needed to sign some documents to give her mineral rights away.  She is about 35, brunette, dressed well and was really nice.  I noticed that she was flirting VERY heavily with my attorney.

I don’t know if I have talked about the attorney I work for yet.  He is young (28), just came out of law school, and is rather handsome.  NOT HSF handsome, but he turns heads when we grab lunch.  He is not only handsome, but very easy to talk to.  He is single and dates, but NEVER clients.  He is big on that rule.

Anyway, the lady is flirting big time with him and he is as professional as ever.  I swear, the lady even dropped her pen on purpose, and picked it up by turning around so he could get a good look at her butt.  He didn’t- he looked at me and rolled his eyes.  He is so awesome. 

She took up an extra 20 minutes of his time by asking stupid questions, just to keep talking to him.  He had enough and tried to usher her out the door, but she said she had a few more questions, so he gave her to me.  Thanks a lot :)

We sat back down in the conference room and she asked if my boss was single.  I stated that he was, but he has a policy that he does not date clients.  Then, I swear I am not making this up, she said “Well, what if we sweeten the deal?”  I asked her what she meant and she said, “Well, you are very hot and so is your boss.  I would like to sample you both at the same time.”.

Uhh… thanks.  I had no idea what to say! 

She got up from the table, gave me her card and told me to give her a call when I can arrange our “playdate.”

When she left, I ran into my attorney’s office and told him the story.  He laughed so hard that couldn’t breathe.  Then, when he could talk again, he said the most awesome thing… “If she calls back, tell her we can’t sleep with her.  We are both insomniacs.”


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