Labor Day- PH Style

Posted on | September 2, 2011 | 2 Comments

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Hey, let’s be honest. Labor Day is not really a holiday. It’s just an excuse to have a Mattress sale, but I am not turning my nose up at it.  Hell no.  I’ll take off any day they give me.  Seriously, if there was You are a total bitch holiday, I would take it gladly.

My favorite part of Labor Day is the telethon.  Of course, you have to make it a drinking game for it to be enjoyable.  Apparently, Jerry won’t be hosting it this year, but that doesn’t mean we have to stop our annual tradition at our house.

So, Drink if…

1. A celebrity that has not done anything for the last ten years shows up and performs (ex. Glen Campbell, Wayne Newton, etc.)

2. The 1-800-FightMD phone number is given.

3.  Any joke made that nobody laughs at.

4. When a phone operator is interviewed and begs for calls.

5.   A juggler or magician performs.

6.  If anyone utters the phrase “Jerry’s Kids”

7. Anyone from a “hit” Broadway musical comes on.

8. When anyone gives the host a check.

9. When a heart-wrenching video clip is shown.

and finally..

10. Whenever someone says “Tympani!”

Happy Labor Day!

PH

 

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2 Responses to “Labor Day- PH Style”

  1. Superlegal
    September 3rd, 2011 @ 3:47 pm

    How about when you blink? That’s my tradition.
    :0) (<— happy drinking face)

  2. Paralegal
    September 3rd, 2011 @ 6:07 pm

    Good one! Maybe we can add drink for every breath you take while watching for next year as well :)

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