Top Searches That Found Paralegal Hell

Posted on | July 21, 2011 | 2 Comments

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These always amuse me…

1. Drunk Paralegals- I talk about vodka a lot, but I kinda think this person was searching for something else.  Maybe Paralegals Gone Wild?

2. Paralegal Hell is hot- Yes, yes I am.  Thank you.

3. Deep Thoughts By Paralegals- Wow, Google really steered you in the wrong direction.

4. Do Paralegals Resent Lawyers- Not unless they are assholes. Actually, we don’t really resent asshole attorneys. We just hate them.

5. G.I Joe’s Bankruptcy- What???  G.I. Joe had to file bankruptcy?  Poor guy.  All he has ever done is serve his country and now he can’t pay his bills.  This is a sad day.

6. How Can I Get Red Hair?  Well, you can be lucky, like me, and be born with it or you can buy this stuff called hair coloring.  Look it up.

7. Is John Cusack an asshole?  Yes.

8. Judge Judy and her assistant bird.  Ha! This one had me rolling.  I picture Judge Judy with an eye patch and a parrot on her shoulder as she holds court.  For the record, it is her bailiff and you spell his last name Byrd.

9. Hole Punching Strategy- Wow.  I am giving my readers a huge tip.  Write a book about hole punching alignment.  I promise you will be a millionaire.

10. Confusing Instructions- Oh, you must work for a law firm.  Hope you liked the blog.

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2 Responses to “Top Searches That Found Paralegal Hell”

  1. BrewerCP
    July 25th, 2011 @ 1:37 pm

    I most definitely agree with comment #2. … Except I would add the word “smoking” between “is” and “hot”.

  2. Paralegal
    July 25th, 2011 @ 5:35 pm

    Awww! You are always so sweet to me :)

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