This Just In… I Don’t Hate Lawyers

If you are not new to my blog, you already know this.  I, however, have had a lot more traffic these days and have had tons of email asking me if I hate lawyers so much, why don’t I find a new job. Here is the deal.  I don’t hate lawyers.  I hate lawyers who […]

Perfectly Aligned Hole Punching

Here is a tip for fairly new paralegals, or students in paralegal school. Lawyers are anal retentive, because if they weren’t, they wouldn’t be lawyers. This anal retentive nature shows up in everything they do (which means delegating it to you) including:  using the exact same font in letters,  using the exact same process server, […]

He can’t do it alone

I should have know the Death Star was going to be horrible when I turned to this page in the training manual.

Judge Judy Is My Crack

I know there are tons of people who can’t stand Judge Judy, but I LOVE her. I love her show, I love Bryd, I love her no tolerance for the idiots that appear on her show. I love that she can say things out loud that I can only think in my head. Every day […]

Lenders Views on Bankruptcy vs Foreclosure

Do lenders view Chapter13 bankruptcy more favorably than foreclosure? For the answer, let’s take a look at the underwriting standards of a Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac backed loan.  If you file for bankruptcy, you only need to wait four year after bankruptcy to qualify for a Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac mortgage. But if […]

What My Mother Taught Me

My mother taught me RELIGION. “You’d better pray that will come out of the carpet.” My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL. “If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!” My mother taught me FORESIGHT. “Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.” My […]

Glee: Rumors

There is something you should know about me.  I love Stevie Nicks and Fleetwood Mac.  I was really nervous about this episode because I love the Rumors music so much and if Gweneth Paltrow did ANY song I would have had to leave immediately to go vomit, since I hate her with a passion. Luckily, […]

Sick of Being Kicked Around?

So, are you sick of being kicked around, having no respect from the people you work so hard for every day? Then I suggest you read what Grumpy posted here. Fight for your rights people! PH

Other Things To Do During A Mind-Numbing Meeting At Work

Meetings.  Oh, how I love them so much.  We have so many on the Death Star and I am about to go crazy…… 1.  Bring a Megaphone.  Use it when you ask a question. 2.  Heckle the speaker. 3.  Buy a puppet.  Sit the  puppet in the meeting and tell everyone that the  puppet  will […]

Client Demands

Oh, our lovely clients. Some can be delightful, but the rest believe the following: 1) There will be no negative consequences for anything I’ve done. 2) It’s always someone else’s fault. 3) The world owes me something. But even among these clearly delusional people, there is a group of clients that has moved beyond mere […]

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