Every Day At The Death Star

Posted on | May 19, 2011 | 6 Comments

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You know you really need to start looking for a new job when certain things start happening.

Walking down the hall towards your desk in the morning feels like a death march.

You have to take go puke in the bathroom before you sit down at your desk and power up the computer.

You wish there would be a minor natural catastrophe, so that people would be riveted to their TV screens and not schedule meetings.

You fantasize about having a  car accident on the way to work so that you could take some time off.  Not a bad one, just one of two days of rest in the hospital.

You keep a bottle of Xanax in your desk.

Your get a migraine every time you hear your name paged.

Can you tell it hasn’t been a very good day?


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6 Responses to “Every Day At The Death Star”

  1. Realestdudeintheroom
    May 19th, 2011 @ 5:09 pm

    Yeah…..I feel you on all the above statements except the car wreck one. I fantasize that my boss will be in one.  I like me too much for that…. 

  2. Lost Paralegal
    May 19th, 2011 @ 11:52 pm

    When your heart stops every morning as you open up outlook, because you *know* there’s something nasty waiting there. You don’t know what, you don’t know what case, but it’s waiting there. 

  3. Momalegal
    May 20th, 2011 @ 6:02 pm

    Oh yeah, I am very familiar with this one!  

  4. Andrea
    May 23rd, 2011 @ 4:06 pm

     I was just thinking about a “minor” hospital stay for myself this morning as I began packing up my work bag!!! I was fantasizing about how relaxing it would be to have a not-too-serious-but-serious-enough-to-require-inpatient-testing ailment. 

    Maybe the fact that I fantasize about it is enough to put me in for an evaluation… hmmm…..

  5. Superlegal
    May 25th, 2011 @ 3:11 pm

    You’re not sure whether you actually just rolled your eyes in front of your boss or idiot coworker, or whether that was just in your head.

  6. dee
    June 15th, 2011 @ 3:00 pm

    It is like you know me!

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