Fun With The Phone

Posted on | March 22, 2011 | 1 Comment

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Me: “Death Star.  Paralegal Hell speaking.:”

Client: “I am sick of your Admirals  calling me at home. I swear, one of these days, I’m going to find those fucks and gun them down!”

Me: “Sir, they are trying to collect your unpaid property taxes for the last three years. They’re just doing their job.”

Client: “Yeah, well that’s what the Nazis said at Nuremberg.”

Me: “Are you honestly trying to comparing somebody calling you at home inconveniently equal to genocide?”

Client: “Damn right it is. They should do something about it too!”

Me: “Sir, I don’t think it’s really fair to make that leap from tax collecting to genocide.”

Client: “Oh, so you’re saying that what the Nazis did was okay?”

Me: “Not at all. Just that it’s a bit of a stretch.”

Client: “Uh huh…you seem like the kind of idiot who’d stand up for the terrorists, too wouldn’t you? I bet if they built one of those Muslim churches on Ground Zero, you’d be okay with that, too!?”

Me: “They’re already doing that.”

Client: “Wait, what!?”

It is going to be a long day.


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One Response to “Fun With The Phone”

  1. Superlegal
    March 25th, 2011 @ 2:02 pm

    Ha! Aren’t idiots fun to play with? Just remember to put them away when you’re done so they don’t cause problems while you’re away.

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