Sound Advice

Posted on | February 25, 2011 | 5 Comments

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My good friend, Mrs. Paralegal sent this to me.  I thought it was cute..

If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

Never buy a car you can’t push.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

I like all of them, but there is no way I am eating a toad every morning :)


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5 Responses to “Sound Advice”

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  4. PurpleParalegal
    February 26th, 2011 @ 1:39 pm

    Cute! I could relate to many of those statements.

    Oh and I agree with you; I will not be eating toads for breakfast. :-)

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