My Tuesday

Posted on | January 26, 2011 | 8 Comments

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I bought two two-liter bottles of Coke. The cashier put them in a bag, handed it to me and said, “Be careful – that’s heavy.”  Darth Vader needed a caffeine fix, so I had to run across the street to get the damn bottles.

I smiled, took the bag and walked out of the store. Three steps later, the bag snapped clean in half, sending one bottle in one direction, and the other in another. I stopped one with my foot and a lady picked up the other bottle, handed it to me and said, “Be careful when you open it!”

I placed the bottles in one of my other bags, which looked pretty strong, and made my way across the street. As I was in the middle of the damn street a great big hole tore in the bag, sending the contents spilling all over the concrete.

Oh, joyous day.

I had one bag remaining, both of them already filled to overflowing and  wedged the Coke in on top of them, so I had one Extremely Heavy bag, and one purse dragging my arms down.

After what seemed like an hour later,  I walked into the Death Star with white, dead fingers and dripping with humidity-induced sweat.

I had no problem giving Darth the severely dropped bottle of Coke.  I hope it exploded in his face.

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    January 26th, 2011 @ 4:55 am

    Maybe diet Coke would have been lighter?

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  8. Michael
    January 26th, 2011 @ 9:42 pm

    I saw a guy who had been on his way back from the supermarket a couple of days ago when his plastic grocery bag split. I did the good Samaritan thing and gave him one of ours (we always re-use them). So that was my good deed for the day done…. I was my usual nasty self again after that! 😉

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