New Software for The Death Star

Posted on | January 25, 2011 | 9 Comments

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I’m in a ‘ranty’ mood today. I didn’t sleep much over the weekend, stayed up working on Discovery for my attorneys.

Actually, I’ve been in a mood for a few days now, but it’s work-related (shocking, I know). I found out Friday that one of the attorneys proposed a new document system to the Senior Partner and it was approved and training already started. Ok, no big deal. So what if it negates several months’ work into a system that we are currently using. If it’s easier to use and faster, good, do it to it. What I *DON’T* like is that the Emperor didn’t tell anyone about this new software  or it’s questionable security. What I *DON’T* like is when asked if the staff has been trained and the Emperor states “Not yet, but I need you to get familiar with it since you will be training the Litigation department on how to use it.”

EXCUSE ME? What the fuck?

I love this … I’ve had all the Litigation Paralegals at my desk asking what this new software is, how they are going to do their job and I haven’t even SEEN the fucking software yet.

I need a new job … these people on the Death Star are going to give me an aneurysm.

PH

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  6. Grumpy Humbug
    January 25th, 2011 @ 1:44 pm

    At least YOUR Death Star is willing to entertain new software. We’re still limping along on MS Office 2002. 200-FREAKING-2!!! They won’t even give us the tool to OPEN later version files. I have to bring my personal laptop in and use a flash drive to transfer files over, use my personal version of Office to change them back to 2002 docs, then put them back onto our system. Asinine.

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  8. Corporate Paralegal
    January 25th, 2011 @ 10:13 pm

    Maybe this job is like a transitional boyfriend/girlfriend. You are just not meant to be together. You stay with each other until the “right” person comes along. You broke up with Boss from Hell and started dating the Emperor. Pretty soon your Han Solo will come along and sweep you away on the Millenium Falcon (and then help you destroy the Death Star later!).

  9. Paralegal
    January 26th, 2011 @ 3:26 am

    I am going to read this every day until I am off the Death Star!
    Hope. It is always a good thing.

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