My Famous Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe

Posted on | December 24, 2010 | 11 Comments

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Ingredients:
1 cup butter
1 cup sugar
3 cups of AP flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit Nuts (pecans or walnuts)
1 bottle tequila

Directions:
– Sample the tequila to check quality .
– Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
– Repeat.
– With electric mixer, beat one cup of butter and add sugar. Beat well blended.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another few 1/4 cup shots of your Tequila just in case to confirm quality.

– Add eggs to bowl and beat thoroughly into the flubber/sugar mixture.
– Next add dried fruit  to the bowl.
– Check that tequila again.
– Pick the dropped fruit up off the floor.
– Mix on the turner.
– If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
– Time to sample the tequila again to test for tonsisticity.
– Next, stiff 2 cups of salt, or something.
– Check that tequila again.
– Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
– Add one table, add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
– Greash the oven.
– Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
– Don’t forget to beat off the turner .

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Merry Christmas!

PH

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Comments

11 Responses to “My Famous Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe”

  1. PurpleParalegal
    December 24th, 2010 @ 6:09 pm

    I love it! I’m definitely trying this recipe tonight. :-)

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  4. Momalegal
    December 25th, 2010 @ 4:32 am

    Hmm…sounds like my new favorite holiday recipe! Merry Christmas PH!! :)

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  8. Michael
    December 26th, 2010 @ 3:16 pm

    Sounds… interesting. BTW, I used to work in a hotel where the cat would walk along the work surfaces. I wouldn’t surprise me if the owners wiped the surfaces down with him too!! :-(

  9. LawSchoolDreamer
    December 26th, 2010 @ 10:19 pm

    Great recipe! I love the caution used to ensure the quality of the Tequella!

  10. Mario
    December 28th, 2010 @ 8:46 pm

    I will most def try this receipe but would perfer to make sure I have two bottles of tequila, just in case I spill a little. (wont happen put just in case)

    Litboi4u

  11. still_althea
    March 3rd, 2011 @ 7:06 am

    Nice, made me smile a lot. Thanks!

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