Adding Calmness To Our Lives

Posted on | December 17, 2010 | 9 Comments

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I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.  By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.  Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.”

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey’s Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

PH

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9 Responses to “Adding Calmness To Our Lives”

  1. SMH
    December 17th, 2010 @ 2:37 pm

    I love you PH. SMH

  2. The Extortionist
    December 17th, 2010 @ 4:23 pm

    I laughed so hard I almost cried. Thank you.

  3. Grumpy Humbug
    December 17th, 2010 @ 4:48 pm

    Don’t make me start dragging you to meetings…

  4. Momalegal
    December 17th, 2010 @ 5:57 pm

    Amen, sister! :)

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  6. Ft Worth 8L
    December 17th, 2010 @ 11:22 pm

    So is Dr. Phil giving me permission not to start anything else until I finish the myriad things that people have forced me to leave unfinished so far? If not, then I think I have permission to start re-training Docta Phil to reality.

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  8. PurpleParalegal
    December 18th, 2010 @ 12:18 am

    If I attempted to finish all the things I started I’d be working on that list for about the next three months. :-)
    And yes that includes bottles of wine, cookies and other sweet treats!

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