Plans for 2011

There were probably many, many times this year when I may have….. Disturbed You, Troubled You, Pestered You, Irritated You, Bugged You, or got on your Nerves!! So today, I just wanted to tell you…. Suck it up Cupcake!! Cause there AIN’T NO CHANGES Planned for 2011!! Happy New Year! PH

My Famous Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe

Ingredients: 1 cup butter 1 cup sugar 3 cups of AP flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1 cup water 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs 2 cups dried fruit Nuts (pecans or walnuts) 1 bottle tequila Directions: – Sample the tequila to check quality . – Take a large […]

I Work In The Death Star

Seriously, this can be the ONLY explanation for what I see and do on a daily basis. I, apparently, am a lowly Stormtrooper working for the Evil Empire which includes the Horrible Emperor, Darth Vader and the ass clown Admirals that run around doing their evil master’s bidding and trying to look busy. HSF: “How […]

My Holiday Song To My Firm…

How My Company Handles Bonus Checks

My firm, apparently, was profitable this year and was able to hand out bonus checks to their employees.  At first, when I heard the good news, I was excited for everyone who was going to get one.  I knew I was not eligible, due to me not being here long enough, but was so happy […]

Never Been So Happy!

This weekend was HUGE for yours truly. HSB is now HSF.  Yep.  Handsome Swedish Fiance!!!!! Saturday night we went to a really nice restaurant.  HSF justified it by saying that it was one of the few weekends where we did not have our kids and that we needed a “date night.” I fell for it […]

Adding Calmness To Our Lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.  By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.  Dr. Phil proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you […]

Why Can’t I Work With This Person?

God!  There is maybe one person in the whole firm who is funny.  This SUCKS! Check out the following pic.  How I would love for this person to be my cubicle neighbor! PH

Review: A Very Glee Christmas

To be honest, I actually thought that this was the best “themed” episode yet. After the disappointment that was the Britney episode (except for Heather Morris) and the Rocky Horror episode, this I thought made up for it. It was really cute and heartwarming. Who knew? It was, to me, so enjoyable and so great […]

Fun With The Phones

Caller: “Hi, I called earlier and spoke with someone about getting a quote for my payoff? She was supposed to email it to me, but I haven’t seen it yet.” Me: “Not a problem, ma’am. How long ago was she supposed to have sent it?” Caller: “Maybe ten minutes ago?” Me: “Let me check with […]

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