Resume Bloopers

Posted on | August 30, 2010 | 2 Comments

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I am seriously bored at work right now.  I have done all my work, plus some of the Paralegals and I have nothing to do.  I even cleaned the supply closet.  Yep- I was desperate.

Anyway, I came across a list of some funny things people actually put on their resume.  Enjoy.

  • “Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse”
  • “1990 – 1997: Stewardess – Royal Air Force”
  • Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”
  • “Service for old man to check they are still alive or not.”
  • Cleaning skills: “bleaching, pot washing, window cleaning, mopping, e.t.c”
  • “Job involved…counselling clientele on accidental insurance policies available”
  • “2001 summer Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and vegetable people”
  • “I’m intrested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer”
  • “I am about to enrol on a Business and Finance Degree with the Open University. I feel that this qualification will prove detrimental to me for future success.”
  • “Time is very valuable and it should be always used to achieve optimum results and I believe it should not be played around with”
  • “I belive that weakness is the first level of strength, given the right attitude and driving force. My school advised me to fix my punctuality…”
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