Fun With Boss

Posted on | June 29, 2010 | Comments Off on Fun With Boss

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Boss: “Paralegal, have you seen this?”  Boss is waving a white piece of paper around is his hand like a mad man.

Me: “I’m not sure what you are referring to Boss.  Have I seen what?”

Boss: “Mr. Red just took out a payday loan.  Did you know about this?”

Me: “No Boss, I did not get the letter you are waving around.  It is only addressed to you.”  “How would you like me to take care of this for you?”

Boss: “Well, could you go back in time and when they walk in the door tell me not to take them as clients?”

Me: “It’s funny you say that Boss.  I am working on my own personal flux capacitor at home in my spare time.”

Boss: “Paralegal, what the hell are you talking about?”

Me: “Nothing sir.  What do you want me to do about the payday loan?”

Boss: “Call the clients, tell them they are idiots, ask them why the took out the loan and LIED on the application where is says are you in active Bankruptcy and tell them that they have to pay the loan back.”

Me: “Ok”

Boss: “You know what, never mind about why.  I don’t want to know why.  Whatever they say will just piss me off.  Just tell them that they have to pay the loan back and that they better not call me asking if it can be rolled over into their ongoing bankruptcy.  The answer to that is Hell No.”

Me: “OK- anything else?”

Boss: “Yes- what the hell is the fluz capiatator you are working on?”

I guess Boss is not a big fan of Back To The Future

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