Fun With the Phone

Posted on | June 25, 2010 | Comments Off on Fun With the Phone

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Client came into the office 8 months ago for a consultation.  Has not brought any money or given any bankruptcy paperwork to me.

Client: ”Paralegal, Let’s get this Bankruptcy finished!”

Me: ”Sure, I just need you to drop off your paperwork and the money for filing fees and we’ll start the process for you.”

Client: ”What are you talking about? Let’s get this done by Monday!”

Me: ”Well like I said, I need your paperwork first, plus we can not file you until we have the money for filing fees.”

Client: ”Are you fucking joking? ” “I want this done by Monday.”

Me: ”Well I’m afraid that as I haven’t heard from you for 8 months,  after numerous emails and phone calls to you asking for your paperwork, you never responded.” “You need to give me the paperwork and filing fees so I can START the process.  It will not be done by Monday.”

Client: ”That’s not fucking good enough.”

Me: ”I’m really sorry, that’s the best I can do.”

Client: ”How about I come round there and kick your fucking head in? Would that move things along?”

Me: ”I’m afraid not, no.”

And it’s only 11:15.  This is such a great day so far.

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