Wolfram & Hart, Attorneys at Law

Posted on | June 24, 2010 | 4 Comments

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Today I wore my Wolfram & Hart, Attorneys at Law t-shirt to work today.  I knew it would be a day with no client’s coming into the office, so Boss is cool with jeans and t-shirts on those days.

If you don’t know what Wolfram & Hart is, you are not a geek and obviously not a big fan of Joss Whedon’s awesome series Buffy, the Vampire Slayer or Angel.  Wolfram & Hart were a super evil law firm that represented the demons, vampires, ghosts, etc. of Los Angeles. 

Firefly was another fantastic show by Joss Whedon, canceled by the baddies at Fox, but I digress…

I know we are not a super evil law firm.  Churn and Burn is the Wolfram & Hart around here, but I feel like I would rather work for Wolfram & Hart’s clients than our own.  They are much more reasonable.

Case in point:  In one episode of Angel, there were a band of feuding demons who demanded a blood sacrifice in the conference room before they would start negotiations with the evil attorneys.

Yesterday, we had three clients who demanded to keep their BMW and Lexus, even though they can NOT afford it, before they would even talk to Boss.   ARRGGH. 

The demons in Angel were much more accommodating.  A blood sacrifice we can totally do.  How the client’s are going to keep their luxury cars while making $46,000 a month combined?  Who knows.

Do you think they are taking applications at Wolfram and Hart?  I would much rather work for demons and vampires.

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4 Responses to “Wolfram & Hart, Attorneys at Law”

  1. Nikki
    July 31st, 2010 @ 2:39 am

    If you find out Wolfram & Hart is hiring, I'm in. It simply cannot be any worse than it is where I am now!

  2. Paralegal
    July 31st, 2010 @ 2:27 pm

    Will do Nikki!
    In the mean time, don’t let the bastards get to you!

  3. Nikki
    July 31st, 2010 @ 2:39 am

    If you find out Wolfram & Hart is hiring, I'm in. It simply cannot be any worse than it is where I am now!

  4. Paralegal
    July 31st, 2010 @ 2:27 pm

    Will do Nikki!
    In the mean time, don’t let the bastards get to you!

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