Fun With Boss

Boss: “Paralegal,  Law Clerk is hovering over me again.  Give him something to do.” Me: “Well, he could do my job and I can take the day off..” Boss: “Nope.  I need you here.  Nice try. ” Me: “I don’t really have any work for him Boss, I am about 4 days ahead right now.  I […]

Fun With Boss

Boss: “Paralegal, have you seen this?”  Boss is waving a white piece of paper around is his hand like a mad man. Me: “I’m not sure what you are referring to Boss.  Have I seen what?” Boss: “Mr. Red just took out a payday loan.  Did you know about this?” Me: “No Boss, I did […]

That Person I Talked To ( The Trustees)

Just who are the Bankruptcy Trustees? Regardless of whether you file for Chapter 7 or Chapter 13 bankruptcy, you’ll have a trustee intimately involved in your case. Chapter 7 and Chapter 13 bankruptcy trustees are appointed by United States’ Trustees. While United States’ Trustees are government employees, Chapter 7 and 13 trustees are usually attorneys […]

Rant

I just got an email from other attorney all pissed off at me because two clients did not bring their social security cards to their 341 hearing. I understand other attorney’s stress because the trustee’s give them shit about it and it is a beat down for them. HOWEVER, I don’t need an email reminding […]

Fun With Boss

Boss:” Paralegal, I need all the Reaff’s to go out today.” Me: “They all went out on Friday.” Boss: “Really?  Ok- then the Agreed Order for the Red’s case needs to go out by 2:00 today.” Me: “That went out Friday too.”  “Would you like me to tell you what I am going to send […]

Advice to Boss on How to Enhance Our Working Relationship

1.  Never give me work in the morning.  Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.  The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2.  If it’s really a “rush job”, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going.  That helps. 3.  Always leave without telling anyone where you are […]

Fun With the Phone

Client came into the office 8 months ago for a consultation.  Has not brought any money or given any bankruptcy paperwork to me. Client: ”Paralegal, Let’s get this Bankruptcy finished!” Me: ”Sure, I just need you to drop off your paperwork and the money for filing fees and we’ll start the process for you.” Client: ”What are you […]

Wolfram & Hart, Attorneys at Law

Today I wore my Wolfram & Hart, Attorneys at Law t-shirt to work today.  I knew it would be a day with no client’s coming into the office, so Boss is cool with jeans and t-shirts on those days. If you don’t know what Wolfram & Hart is, you are not a geek and obviously […]

Actual Email I Got to Send to a Client

Today is a happy day for me.  This week I have had two different clients who have been an absolute nightmare to deal with. Today I got a phone call bitching me out because they did not get a call back from Boss nor did they get an update phone call from me when Boss […]

My Boss is a Ninja

So, other attorney and I were looking for Boss yesterday.  We assumed he was in his office because the door was shut and the light was on.  I finally opened the door, and Boss was not there. Other attorney and I started looking for escape routes in his office, knocking on the walls for a […]

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